Gustavos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Joey n' Glenn]

I take offense to this

Joey, you know damn well that I shave my facial hair, my hair is much darker than that, and I don't own a sickly green T-shirt. Everything else about me was spot on though.

You Racist betch you. I am SO gonna top this later.

Joeylicious responds:

go eat a dick becoz u r verry gay
the end

[Bonehead: Halloween]

Frontpage get

I knew this would get on the front page. This was a quality Halloween piece. Probably because my name is hidden in it.

Just a thought.

CaseyAnimates responds:

I've found the formula!

[Welfare Queens]

Hahahaha

This was awesome. It could've done with better sound quality for the narration, but a well executed attack on assholes living on welfare. Also, I thank you for teaching me which of our dickhead presidents brought about the idea. My American History could use some work, as you could imagine.

Welfare is communism!

[The doomed Shadow show dx]

Good humor

But was held back by mediocre voice acting. Liked the parody though. We don't get enough of this kind of stuff on the game Shadow the Hedgehog. And there's plenty to make fun of there.

[Super Zombie World Part 1]

A valiant effort

I gotta say, when I read your script all those months ago, I was psyched. It was an epic, yet tragic tale involving characters like you've never seen them before.

To say that this movie met my expectations would be an...overstatement. But then again, this is the slow-moving first half. Moderately held down by loads of talking sequences and backstory. But it all could've been presented better. When Mario was speaking with the other survivors about his plan, it had to have been as much as 15 full seconds of absolutely nothing on screen moving. A blank image with voice acting behind it. To keep the viewer interested, you need to do more than just that.

The choice of music made up for it. The credits and menu themes were the kind any sane person would rock out too. The voice acting got the job done. Nothing too mindblowing or inventive. Though I must admit I giggled at one of my own lines. It's been so long I couldn't remember what I even sounded like. :P

The backgrounds were a subject of concern. Almost...boring. And in the hallway, there was no need to have a sign up that said "Hallway". That's so unnecessary. I would have instead put up a sign that said "EXIT -->". Wouldn't that make better use of the background?

I'm sorry mate, but this animation didn't sport enough redeeming qualities for its problems to be nonexistant. Think about how to improve while working on the next part.

MurderMysteryMan responds:

I can honestly say I expected this. Thanks

[Resident Kirby Outbreak]

oh my :3

You know, I always love finding an older sprite movie that's just a simple comedy and aspires to be nothing else. Sprite comedies are a dying genre, you know. And since Kirby is my favorite video game character, and I'm also a huge Resi Fan, I didn't hesitate to hit the play button.

Though I gotta say, the title was very misleading. Like another reviewer said, this would be better named Resident Gaming Outbreak. If there were no Sonic, then it'd be a Nintendo Outbreak. But hey, Kirby is too cool to be left out of the title.

I really liked the CBFD Intro parody. Very clever. I also caught a lot of CBFD sound effects. That game was a big part of my childhood. I'm not going to tell you how to improve because this was made several years ago and you've already learned from your mistakes.

I nearly died when Kirby loaded the AK...and threw it at the zombie. Then I felt sad when weegee died. :(

[Meat Collab -Sausage's TV]

Days of our Meat isn't gay. >:(

You just don't understand how some people feel...

*cries*

But I did enjoy watching a Tomato take a 12 gauge shell to the face. :D

Joeylicious responds:

Tomato?
There was no tomato in there you silly goose :P

[Pokemon3-D]

Nobody cares. Nobody Likes you.

Your own grandfather can't remember your name.

Oh man, I nearly died at that part. This is a great movie for anybody who grew up with the original Pokemon games.

[Micwizard]

Who says Wizards can't kick arse?

Yet again, we find a demonstration of stick fights having the potential to be original and even look good. The MicDrill was so awesome.

[DKC episode 1]

It could really use some work

Don't leave any white space in the finished movie. Also, your choice of sound effects was unoriginal. Taking away the music, all the rest of the sound could be found in an SMBZ movie. The fight scenes were meh, and the story is original, but not overly interesting.

Sorry, just wanted to let you know because you won't be getting very many reviews here on Clock Day. You should be thinking about how you can make your movies better.

cackletta responds:

Yes I do agree. I figured out it was clockday just after I submitted it. After that I was just like ... CRAP...
But yes, I haven't even started on my next episode so I will take alot more time thinking my next one threw. :)